The editors at Best Degree Programs decided to research the topic of: A Geek’s College Party Guide
Sure, beer pong and pool parties are great, but Greeks have nothing on geeks. Here’s to building up your tolerance 3 ways only geeks can.
CLASSIC VIDEO GAME NIGHT, COLLEGE-STYLE
Essentials
– Bomberman Ultra or a comparable multiplayer Ultraman
– Any supported game console
– Mario Party
– N64
How to Play
Bomberman
– SETTINGS:
– Power ups set to advanced
– Power downs set to off
– RULES:
– If you die, take a drink of beer
– If you kill yourself, take a shot of sake
– If you get killed by the dangerous bomb, Sake Bomb!
– AND if you get killed by a landmine, take a sake shot, loser
– LOSER PUNISHMENT:
– Last place at the end of a full game has to take a Sake Bomb!
Mario Party
– Any player that earns a “star” on a randomly placed “star space” on the game board has to make the other players chug a beer
Glassware
– 4 Beer Glasses
– 4 Shot Glasses
Drinks
– 1 bottle of sake
– Beer
– Japanese beer for Bomberman… because sake with Keystone is questionable, but Keystone + Mario Party = greatness
– Sake Bomber
– Glass half full of beer
– Drop shot glass of sake into beer
– For the Princesses:
– Fresh Peach Donkeys; call it “The Princess Peach”
– Attire *Optional* Dress as your favorite 8-bit character
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD PARTY
Essentials
– Scott Pilgrim Blu-ray
– 65 inch or greater flat screen with touch pad remote, High Speed HDMI Cable, and surround sound
– What do you mean, “why?” Why NOT?
How to Play
– Each drink is consumed after an ex is defeated.
Glassware
– 4 Shot Glasses
– 2 Drinking Glasses
– 1 Double Shot Glass
Drinks
Matthew Patel – The Fireball
– Spiced rum
– Top with Bacardi 151
– CAUTION: This shot is flammable and is extremely hard to extinguish. DO NOT IGNITE UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE of what you are doing.
Lucas Lee – The Grind
– Shot of Jagermeister
– Cup of Red Bull
– When Lucas Lee gets on the rail, drop the shot glass into the Red Bull, and chug. If you don’t finish it by the time he’s KO’d, start over.
Todd Ingram – Fair Trade Blend with Soy Milk
– 1 shot of Vodka
– 1 shot of Bailey’s
– 1 shot of Kahlua
– Mix in Silk Soy Milk. (Chocolate if you want it to look like Coffee)
Roxy Richter – The Sexy Phase
– 1/2 shot of Buttershots
– 1/2 shot of Bailey’s
Ken and Kyle Katayanagi – The Twin Dragons
– 1 shot Momokawa Diamond
– 1 shot Momokawa Pearl
– Layer the 2 in a double shot glass.
Gideon Gordon Graves – GGG Bomb
– 1/2 shot Grey Goose Vodka
Coke Zero
– For a non-alcoholic Scott Pilgrim-themed beverage and/or post-ex dominating hydration
Food
– Garlic bread
Post-Movie Game
– Follow up with some all night Rock Band
– Any version for Xbox, PS3, or Wii
– Rock Band 2 “No Fail” is probably your best bet for fun after your college level beverages
– Attire Video game-themed T-shirts encouraged
THE CLASSIC: STAR TREK PARTY
Essentials
– TV show/movies muted in background
– Soundtracks playing
– Klingon Conversation
– Star Trek Trivial Pursuit
Drinks
– Samarian Sunset
– Fruity beverage of your choice
– Aldebaran Whiskey
– Whiskey
– Green Liquid
– Romulan Ale
– Equal parts vodka, triple sec, blue curacao, and lemonade
– Klingon Blood Wine
– 1 oz gold tequila
– 1 oz spiced rum
– 1 dash grenadine syrup
– 2 dashes Tabasco sauce
– Cranberry juice
– Luckily, Vulcans are impervious to alcohol
– Attire Trekkie costumes a must
Now go on and geek out your college glory days like a pro. And remember if at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
